I feel the need to share the following story:
I had a going away party at Bar Natasha the other night and when it was all said and done Ron, Bob and I decided to go next door to the DB. For those of you that don't know the DB it's slightly ghetto but can be fun with the right people.
When we get to the door Bob realizes he doesn't have his ID. Now he is by all means over 21, but they refuse to let ANYONE in without an ID. So we all get in Ron's car and go to Bob's. However, he decides to stay home and it's now just myself and Ron.
After a quick stop at Taco Bell we decide to go back to the bar to at least get my car before going to his house. Once we get there we thought, why not go in for a drink. I get in free so I thought why not. We get our drinks and then head upstairs.
Now that happens to be where the "sex and leather shop" is. We go in and look around and I see a brochure for female condoms. As Ron and I proceed to joke about the use of a female condom, a voice very calmly asks "have you ever used one?"
WHAT? It gets better. This guy then proceeds to tell us how great a female condom is for anal sex. How the bottom can use it and not worry about the top snapping the condom and going bareback. Also, when the sex is over, you can lie there and the condom remains inside and you can cuddle, have sex more than once, do whatever and it will stay in until you go into the bathroom and remove it.
The one thing I know is...when someone is tell you this stuff it is so hard to keep a straight face. (No puns intended) Plus he kept using the word "cavity". Referring to the anal cavity. I almost passed out with laughter!
Lesson: If you want to have anal sex, try a female condom! | 
